come on. just try it.

Is it true that keeping busy makes time go by fast? NO. THATS FALSE. Whoever told you that is a LIAR. Doing nothing makes time FLY. I'll explain (for those of you hemmeroid boys that disagree).

Example One is SUMMER. What season could possibly go by faster? We do nothing. I sit at the golf course all day watching Vh1, sitting in the sun, sipping a cool drink (of water), and just taking it easy. While Winter (that buck tooth barbie bitch we all hate) lasts WAY too long. Winter also happens to be the busiest time of the year.

Example 2 is easy weeks versus hard weeks. I am in the middle of an 'easy week'. I only have one paper due next Friday, and then spring break. So what have I been doing? Ohhhh ya know, a whole lot of nothing. I havent done ONE thing, and I told myself I would 'work on my paper.' Riiiiight. I'll blame my lack of ambition on a 'need' to watch Pulp Fiction, or an appetite to 'work out' in this BEAUTIFUL weather. I even went to bed last night at 9 because I 'felt weak'. HAHAHA. I havent done anything in days, my body is just trying to force me in to work, BUT I WONT GIVE IN. I'll fight for my right to do nothing til the DEATH. I have never been so passionate about anything, the way I feel about nothing is more than anything I have ever experienced.

My lack of ambition is amazing. I havent even felt the desire to eat because I havent wanted to do anything other than just BE. Just do whatever the hell I want and avoid anything else. Just try it once.