g g g (Gg) good life

Im feeling super ambitious today. stop laughing. youre hurting my feelings. and im extremely sensitive. One time someone told me - they were really good at acting like theyre happy when theyre not' WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?!??!! Um...get help. Buddy. (oh no. did i just accidentally use the name of my dog that DIED. yes i think i did. Buddy was a good boy. I was going to marry him. and thats how the first stages of beasteality starts, children) Yes i just looked up beasteality on urban dictionary. if you love me at all and dont want me to suffer any sort of mental disease or get arthritis you'll look it up.

-wasnt gonna drink last night. drank anyway. wound up getting jimmy johns at 230 (not shocked--i was w/ andy evan and chrissy--what do you expect?)
-got a little sidetracked when i saw BOX CITY going on and just so happened to be enthralled with a homeless woman named susan who did WAY too much acid and was telling me why God isnt real. love her.
-Didnt get back to my dorm til 33- (i did the little dash because im not gonna act like i know the exact time)
-black chapstick rules.
-oh shit. i just remembered that evan and i were pretending to models/porn stars last night. great. and silly me. i think i was telling everyone that i plan on being a porn star. someone told me that their was a corner right outside.
-Im wearing my little jacket that makes me look a)like michael jackson (rip) b) is still cool. even after that fact.
-I really AM going to write an English paper today. (who cares ...right? wrong. you care. youre reading this after all you dumb dumb weanie)
-the word weanie reminded me of the countless sexual references i was making last night. yeehaw.
-good life by onerepublic basically summarizes my good life.
-its scary how great my life feels right now. can it really ever get better????? i dont know. maybe when im older i'll want different things. actually, yes i will. obviously. i cant imagine myself ever being 33. weird.

***dont wear any form of shoes on APRIL 8th.