I guess its kinda Jewish though

Give me something to write about...
Race.
No, that bores me.
Cameras. Controversy. the SOUTH.

Okay...lets start with the big one. CAMERAS. Im obsessed with 'capturing'. 'flashing' 'stalking' 'recording' 'getttingoneveryonesnerves' My camera broke. (aka i stepped on it when the lens was out). That camera had been through thick and thin with me. Sand got in it in the Cayman Islands (xoxo). I recorded my best friend drunk in a dog house on that sweet sweet baby. And it still just WONT give up on me. It will still turn on, just to say 'oh hey, i remember you, ive watched you grow in to a lovely young woman'. (or thats what i pretend its saying) but the lens just wont come out of its closet. I just try to talk my baby through it -- you can do it, im here for you, i know your family will be upset, but i'll be there for you, i love you. (i havent been in a relationship for 7 years, i think i'll speak to my camera however i like thank you very much). But...regretfully, my friend Sarah is on ebay looking for another lover for me. Apparently i 'dont know how to online shop'. (ummm? k????) She is a nice loyal companion, like a poodle.

CONTROVERSY ::: I love it. I hate it. I want more. I want less. Wowwww i think controversy and i have a little sexual tension that we need to work out. Come over later? round 11. see you then. No but seriously, lets git it onn. i wanta make love. controversy. youre shaking my confidence babyyyy. I just love to rattle people up, fuck with their smooshy brains, make them quiver (hehehehe weird word, eh aimee?)

The SOUTH: Everythings bigger in Texas. Been there once. Came out looking like a tomato, people literally called me MeltheTomato. I have pale skin ASSHOLES. Went in to a day at the beach looking like the white of your eyes (or eggs), came out looking like your eyes on drugs (or eggs with ketchup? ew?)

Today was a nice day. I like this day.